The all too frequent international breaks can be tiresome affairs, particularly when said breaks consist of nothing more than meaningless friendlies. Fortunately, Alan Partridge knows how to add some “colour and fun to the proceedings”, as demonstrated in his countdown to World Cup ’94. If his commentary isn’t hilarious enough, try and get your head around his “soccer metre”. Whilst we all must endure the tedious internationals this weekend, why not look forward to next year’s World Cup instead by travelling back in time with Alan.
Written by Robert Toole