We all know that former City midfielder Joey Barton isn’t the brightest but he likes to think he is. About 12 months ago he started retweeting Nietzsche quotes and professing his love for Morrissey, all in a bid to appear intelligent. Today, Joey took his pseudo-intellectualism to new heights as he conducted a press conference in English whilst adopting a French accent. Seriously, speaks English with a foreign accent? Oh, Steve McClaren did actually when he was working in Holland. See both toe-curling interviews below.